Move over, holy water; there's a new divine intervention in town. In the realm of brews and hops, where breweries produce enough beer to fill a baptismal font, Son of a Nun emerges as the unexpected savior. Fear not, sinners and saints alike, for this heavenly lineup caters to every taste, guilt-free!
Imagine a beach vacation your taste buds can embark on. Son of a Nun's Mid Strength is like a tropical fruit salad in a can, bursting with hoppy goodness. It's crisp, clean, and finishes with a gentle hop bitterness that feels like a playful nudge from a mischievous angel.
This brew isn't just better for you; it's got more personality than your average choirboy. With only 75 calories and 3% ABV, you can enjoy the tropical vibes without any tropical regrets. Perfect for a lazy afternoon or a lively get-together, it’s the drink that says, "I care about my body, but I also love a good time."
Watching your waistline doesn't have to mean sacrificing flavor. The Low Carb offering from Son of a Nun is a refreshing testament to that. It combines the same tropical fruit hop aroma and clean, crisp finish as its mid-strength counterpart. Ideal for those who crave indulgence without the post-pint prayers, this beer is the guilt-free way to enjoy a flavorful brew. You can savor every sip without a second thought about your calorie count, making it a saintly choice for health-conscious beer lovers.
Miracles do happen, and Son of a Nun's Zero Alcohol beer is living proof. This non-alcoholic lager offers a smooth, enjoyable experience with a malty, slightly caramel flavor profile. It's the ideal guilt-free indulgence for when you want to raise a toast with a clear head and avoid a hangover that feels like eternal damnation. Whether you're the designated driver, on a health kick, or simply want to enjoy a great-tasting beer without the buzz, this variant has you covered. It’s like having your communion wafer and eating it too.
NoSh Seltzers: The Straight-Talking Saint
In a world dominated by sugary, artificially flavored seltzers, NoSh stands out by saying "Hallelujah!" to clean ingredients. Low in sugar and alcohol, gluten-free, and vegan-friendly, these bubbly beverages are a refreshing choice for the health-conscious drinker who doesn't need empty promises.
In the crowded congregation of seltzers, NoSh is the preacher of purity. While other seltzers may promise heaven and deliver a sugar-coated purgatory, NoSh delivers a gospel of clean ingredients. It’s low in sugar, low in alcohol, gluten-free, and vegan-friendly, making it the perfect communion for those who care about what goes into their bodies. This is the seltzer that skips the sermon and gets straight to the point: refreshment without the guilt.
Forget expensive plane tickets! NoSh's Mango & Pineapple seltzer is a luscious blend of juicy mangoes and sweet pineapples, transporting you to a tropical paradise in every sip. It’s a vacation for your taste buds, where every bubble whispers sweet nothings of sun-kissed beaches and swaying palm trees. This seltzer isn’t just a drink; it’s an escape from the mundane, a mini holiday in a can. Pop one open, and let the tropical vibes wash over you.
Bursting with ripe citrus notes, the Citrus Crush seltzer offers a fruity, dry finish that's pure sunshine in a can. It’s the perfect pick-me-up when you need a little ray of light or a reminder that summer exists somewhere. This seltzer is like bottling a perfect, sunny day – bright, zesty, and full of life. Whether you’re lounging in your backyard or taking a break at work, Citrus Crush is your portable dose of happiness, a sip of summer no matter the season.
POETS Lager: The Bard of Beers
Hailing from the heart of Australia, POETS Lager is an all-Aussie brew that's all about kicking back and enjoying the good times. This lager is the beer equivalent of a good joke from your favorite uncle—lighthearted, cheeky, and perfect for any occasion.
Imagine a beer that embodies the essence of Australia: laid-back afternoons under the gum trees, the sound of waves crashing on the beach, and the warm camaraderie of mates sharing a laugh.
POETS Lager captures this spirit perfectly. Brewed with a blend of the finest Australian ingredients, this beer is like a sun-drenched day at the cricket or a backyard BBQ with friends.
From casual get-togethers to more celebratory affairs, POETS Lager is versatile enough to suit any occasion. It's the beer you reach for when you want to relax, laugh, and enjoy the moment. With every sip, you're reminded that life is meant to be savored, one joyful moment at a time.
Pressman's Cider: The Pinnacle of Apple Perfection
Crafted from 100% Australian apples, this premium cider is more than just a drink; it’s a celebration of orchard perfection and refined taste.
Imagine walking through an Australian orchard, where sun-drenched apples hang heavy on the branches, just waiting to be transformed into a liquid masterpiece. Pressman's Cider captures this essence perfectly, delivering a premium-quality experience that's both crisp and refreshingly sophisticated. Every sip is a journey through the heart of Australia’s finest apple orchards.
Pressman’s Cider delivers a harmonious blend of sweetness and dryness, meticulously crafted to please even the most discerning palates. For the ultimate experience, serve Pressman's Cider over ice in a chilled glass. Straight from the fridge, it’s a revelation—crisp, cool, and perfectly balanced. Picture yourself unwinding with this refreshing libation, the perfect companion for a sunny afternoon or a sophisticated evening.
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Words by AW.
Photos courtesy of the respective brands.